Nona and Pepsi headbutting each other over a scrap of chicken grain they found on the ground. I am walking up to the house ignoring them when they bring their fight AWFULLY close to me. I turn to them and say, "Hey, you two, look at these 2 chicken people right up here, do you see they are worm digging without fighting? Why cant you two be nice like that?"
It took me a half an acre of walking before I realized, I just called chickens, people. Wow. Need to get out more.