Thursday, December 11, 2008

You know you live in Ks

When 25 Degrees feels really warm.

When a still day makes you feel uneasy because you are so used to the wind.

When cleaning your face with sandpaper would be more comfortable than going outside with your face uncovered.

You can see everthing for 20+ miles and thats a short sight distance, its pretty hilly here... For Kansas

You can easily use the bathroom in your union suit, because learning that was way more comfortable than NOT wearing a union suit.

The most interesting spam snail mail is the grain and feed.

The mail man doesnt bother coming down your driveway unless you have mail, no need to check if I have any OUTGOING and my driveway IS the road.

Hearing gunshots in the middle of the night tells you what the locals are having for breakfast-squirrel.

Everyone you know outside of Ks thinks you live in a crappy state, WHAT???

When the wind sings you to sleep... this I love.

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