"Why do I have to be woken up so early? I was asleep!" Tads first complaint of the day as he lays in his bed trying to ignore me waking him.
"Baby, its after 9 am, its not early."
"Yes but I was awake until daddy made coffee!" We have a coffee pot/grinder in one so if you are awake, you can hear someone making it.
"You were awake all night long and heard daddy make coffee at 5:30 in the morning?"
"Well, I was at least awake and heard the coffee!"
"That doesnt negate the fact that it is now after 9 am and you slept last night from 9:30 pm, all the way to coffee 5:30 am then asleep again until after 9. Its now time to get up."