Question

What do you do when your transmission makes a funny whining noise and doesnt sound like it wants to shift into 2nd/3rd gear?

1. Turn up the CD you are listening to, the kids like this song anyways.

2. Drive the truck. Her transmission sounds fine and its fun to drive a stick shift.

What do you do when your goat refuses to go into her barn area at 11 pm at night when you want to go in and its cold?

1. Get behind her and push- really hard, she only weighs a few pounds more than you do.

2. If that doesnt work, ignore her and leave her out in the cold. What can she do to you, dry up?

What do you do if no one in the house wants to water the guineas because they poop in their water?

1. Eat them for dinner.

2. Let them go and hope for the best, and the owls can eat them for dinner.

What do you do when your house is a huge mess, and there are no more clean rooms for you to escape to?

1. Go to a friends house, she wont mind your kids messing up her play room. (thanks Danielle)

2. Sit UNDER the table with an IPOD. No one eats there anyways so there is no mess under there.